Website review: The AmigaMCCC News -- September 200...
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Teneo rated 7 months ago- Quotes from the courtroom. The fact some of these attorneys are playing a major part in determining ANYONE's future is pretty scary.
- AnnoyingMoose rated 7 months ago
- Oral.
- Coolies rated 7 months ago
- Lol, my favourite is: From the page: "ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law."
- VikingTed rated 7 months ago
- This is awesome the second time around too. It would have been terrible if it weren't for the fact that the doctor's brain functions normally.
- hoangmphung rated 7 months ago
- These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
- Junior77 rated 7 months ago
- From the page: "ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral."
- danacharlee rated 7 months ago
- From the page: "ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?"
- eric rated 7 months ago
- From the page: "ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral."
