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ocooch rated 5 months agoFeatured Review
In this example of human idiocy, a group of idiots decide to torch a swarm of bees w/an elaborate scheme, requiring research and logic. After accomplishing their idiotic mission, they are duly applauded by a horde of sympathetic morons and various fools. This is a metaphor for mankind's mis...

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Sju rated 5 months ago
So this is the cause of the mysterious bee deaths... Rednecks are killing them because of their fear of everything that is not totally familiar to themselves.
Grendel323 rated 5 months ago
Oh would that the fire bomb had expanded and burned these guys severely. You know why no one got stung? Because bees don't sting when they're swarming. If they had waited a half an hour the bees would have moved on. These jackasses were infinitely more dangerous to the three year old kid than the bees ever would have been.
He11Kn1ght rated 5 months ago
What a dumdass.
ocooch rated 5 months ago
In this example of human idiocy, a group of idiots decide to torch a swarm of bees w/an elaborate scheme, requiring research and logic. After accomplishing their idiotic mission, they are duly applauded by a horde of sympathetic morons and various fools. This is a metaphor for mankind's misplaced intelligence. Instead of applying it to learn more and do the right thing--i.e., learning that bee swarms are simply a hive moving with their queen to a new home. Swarms are when bees are at their most tame. They may appear menacing, but the fear is in the mind, not in the reality. (Like terrorists, like the near-extermination of bison to decimate the Native Americans living on the Plains). Hate bees, then love starvation, fools. Think about where your food comes from. Without pollination, no fruit, no seed for most foods. Without bees, no pollination. In addition, this particular hive has apparently found a way to live free without human intervention, thus showing superior genetic survival ability. What a waste--of a good swarm, of human intelligence. So bad, too bad. God, this ticks me off. Most beekeepers would be delighted to capture this swarm, and humanity would be a little better for it. Fools....
feebee62 rated 5 months ago
Bees on the war path,if you have a prob with bee,call someone to remove. don't do this.
pablocampy rated 5 months ago
Killing bees IS funny!
View-TV rated 5 months ago
idiot harasses bees.
mleis rated 5 months ago
Bees proving that people can be dumber
YotsubaKowai rated 5 months ago
LOL PWNED! I kept laughing like hell at the captions!
heysuperlisa rated 5 months ago
"OH THE BEEMANITY!"