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I selected some quotes from the list:-The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.-Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.-War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.-Going to church doesn't make you a... more
Reviewed by joaoB Jun 10 2006, 07:05pm ( 68 reviews ) • witty-quotes.com
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Rated by Nascarfan15 on Jun 07 2006, 6:40pm
From the page: "Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them."
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Rated by sarahjoy on Jun 07 2006, 1:12am
From the page: " The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music."
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Reviewed by JUSTJO1111 on Jun 06 2006, 8:07pm
From the page: "Witty Quotes Haven: Clever Quotes Voting -- If you really love a quote, click on its number to vote for it. 1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. 2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. 3. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. 4. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell. 5. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. 6. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 7. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. 8. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? 9. If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. 10. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness 11. You can't be late until you show up. 12. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... 13. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway 14. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. 15. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. 16. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources 17. A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. 18. Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. 19. books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke"
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Reviewed by thefriarandme on Jun 05 2006, 3:27pm
Advice for the day:-If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.There are, of course, a few other goodies to read, too! ;o]
