Website review: Bill Weinman & Ten Reasons Gay Mar...
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jimvictor rated 10 months ago- Got a laugh out of the sarcasm, even more laughs out of the comments. However, Im still trying to figure out why people copy the article and post it in their commnts. I read it once, dont need to keep rereading it, whats the point?
- Sealight rated 10 months ago
- Some faggot wrote this. The penis does not belong in the anus.
- roger-glover rated 10 months ago
- Systematic (somewhat snarky) deconstruction of the arguments against gay marriage.
- Royalgirl rated 10 months ago
- Sarcasm is so God-given. 1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans."
- msturdevant1 rated 10 months ago
- As far as bashing on Americans and proving all the reasons against gay marriage are stupid, this article is great. I found this pretty funny.
- RAIDERS80 rated 10 months ago
- Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American I saw this posted on a BBS -- there was no attribution. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
- amelie rated 11 months ago
- Ah! Nothing like plain logic and sarcasm to defend a good cause :)
- stevencore rated 11 months ago
- Ten reasonable reasons to forbid gay marriage
