Website review: The AmigaMCCC News -- September 200...
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wizzledizzle rated 7 months ago- Supposedly real courtroom dialogs. Chuckled on a few of them. I liked the following "ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ---- ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?"
- tulsigirl rated 7 months ago
- From the page: "ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law."
- lynda46 rated 7 months ago
- An oldie but a goodie.
- OregonShadowHawk rated 7 months ago
- So true, and we pay these people for defense.
- 2mind rated 7 months ago
- funny
- rawrzorz010 rated 7 months ago
- "are you qualified to give a urine sample?" lol
- Sig856 rated 7 months ago
- This is why cases take so long to go through courts
- The-Ace rated 7 months ago
- From the page: "ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law." LOL
