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- Humor on Aug 6, 2008
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Sometimes, just sometimes, The Onion comes up trumps. This is one of those times. So true it's scary in gut-wrenchingly funny kinda way. From the page: "In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m.... more
Reviewed by CantaloupeSwing Aug 22 2008, 03:02am ( 48 reviews ) • theonion.com
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Rated by lordsonny on Aug 10 2008, 2:25pm
"The Onion--Telling More Truth Than The Actual News" AMEN!!!
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Rated by marcusklaas on Aug 10 2008, 12:08pm
From the page: "Mylenek, a moron, prepares to publicly address the "dumbest shiz [he's] evr seen!!!1!""
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Rated by ruffedge on Aug 10 2008, 4:49am
I've always wondered why it is that relevant stories such as this one have never received media attention before.
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Rated by Flinkle on Aug 09 2008, 7:24pm
The Onion--Telling More Truth Than The Actual News
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Rated by Raven185 on Aug 07 2008, 10:54am
From the page: ""We are blessed to be living in an age when we have a global communications network in which idiots, assholes, and total and complete wastes of fucking human life alike can come together to give instant feedback in an unfettered and unmonitored online environment," Mylenek said. "
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Rated by robinbal on Aug 06 2008, 9:43pm
"The result will be an astonishing combination of ignorance, offensiveness, and sheer idiocy,"