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strangerbox rated 31 months ago

"If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder."

rida rated 31 months ago

kmac008 rated 31 months ago

From the page: "If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop."

Red-Man-Red-Man rated 31 months ago

From The Blog of Timelaginstitute

Starway rated 31 months ago

pretty funny

roboboro rated 31 months ago

the US government... son paranoicos, pero al menos hilarantes...

Caedmon rated 31 months ago

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. LOL

AkumAPRIME rated 31 months ago

From the page: "If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit." Toooo damn funny. Man my gov't sucks... :(

PopeNorton rated 31 months ago

"Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.

indigofrog22 rated 31 months ago

"If you are caught under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting."