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Sometimes, just sometimes, The Onion comes up trumps. This is one of those times. So true it's scary in gut-wrenchingly funny kinda way. From the page: "In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m.... more
Reviewed by CantaloupeSwing Aug 22 2008, 03:02am ( 48 reviews ) • theonion.com
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Rated by Very-Cherry on Aug 26 2008, 6:25pm
"We are blessed to be living in an age when we have a global communications network in which idiots, assholes, and total and complete wastes of f*cking human life alike can come together to give instant feedback in an unfettered and unmonitored online environment. What better way to take advantage of this incredible technology than to log onto the Internet and insult a complete stranger?" .. You know, I think I bumped into a couple of the people he's writing about here on SU .. small world, isn't it ?
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Rated by LegendaryKirby on Aug 24 2008, 3:38pm
lol ur gay nerdz!!!1`1one
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Rated by CantaloupeSwing on Aug 22 2008, 3:02am
Sometimes, just sometimes, The Onion comes up trumps. This is one of those times. So true it's scary in gut-wrenchingly funny kinda way. From the page: "In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website." "We are blessed to be living in an age when we have a global communications network in which idiots, assholes, and total and complete wastes of fucking human life alike can come together to give instant feedback in an unfettered and unmonitored online environment," Mylenek said. "What better way to take advantage of this incredible technology than to log onto the Internet and insult a complete stranger?" According to media critic Judy Turner, this type of behavior is not uncommon among idiots. "Brandon's comments in particular contain a degree of unoriginality and stupidity that you only see in the most muttonheaded and imbecilic Internet commenters," Turner said. "In fact, I've seen him use at least a dozen variations of the word 'gay.' Suffice it to say, Brandon Mylenek is a truly stupid, stupid idiot."
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Rated by blackman137 on Aug 21 2008, 9:02am
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
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Rated by byau on Aug 21 2008, 12:35am
From the page: "HAZEL PARK, MI--In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website."
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Rated by Dingus on Aug 20 2008, 2:01am
UR ALL FEGS DIS PAEG IS SO GAY
