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UnNews:MPAA cracks down on illegal gene sequence - Uncyclopedia,...

Marcus-Lycus rated 4 months ago
The MPAA has graciously allowed people known to have the illegal sequence in their DNA to be irradiated and chemically altered enough to destroy the sequences. Although this leaves the subject hideously deformed and with a significantly shortened lifespan it, in the MPAA's opinion, is worth it...

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Talbo rated 5 months ago
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thekatt rated 17 months ago
Motion Picture Association of America today announced that they have identified an illegal gene sequence within the DNA of some humans. When converted from Base4 amino acid chains to a Base16 number, the sequence AAGC TTGC ACAC AAAG GCTC CTCA TGAT CCGT TCGA CAAC CCCG TACC CGAT CCCG GAGA TAAA represents a code which can be used to hack the AACS encryption on HD-DVD and Blu-Ray discs, and is thus a violation of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.