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wisefools rated 3 months agoFeatured Review
Player Matt is an angry Shallow Hal without a movie contract. I discovered him when I saw his venom filled review of BuckingFackwards (the best Bukowski channel on the net). I wondered in what universe he could tell BuckingFackwards "I'm saying that your life is completely worthless, and t...

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toxicodendron rated 6 weeks ago
A rash baby is a rash so big that it deserves a name.
RevBillyBlight rated 2 months ago
I am cowboy kim. Cowboy kim I am. I am a lucky cowboy. Let me tell you why.
ThusTheStorySays rated 6 weeks ago
WOE UNTO ye oh earth and sky AND THAT latin PIE (the pie is a metaphor) NOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo i didnt go to the store and I DIDNT DO THE dishes MOMMY WHy THe FUCK SHOULD I so YOu cAN lie DOWN FoR THOSE dWARVES MOMMY MOMMY I WenT OUT iDID iDid I WENT down the BLOCK AND Killed THE nigGERs four yOU ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU wanted MOmmy? latin whores and dried dead skulls in the back of this abandoned lOT IAM HUCKLEBERRY FIN offBEAT Jazz SEnsaTION I knoW juST WHAT yoU wan tIM A DANCING CLOwwN LOOK AT ME LOOK at me DONT TOUCH THE FOUNTAIN it IS NoT FOR you! i give ChildREN SIlvER SMIleS BEfore I PUNCH IN THEIR teeth AND sell them for three pence and by myself a piece oF LIFE LIFES A CHEAP HARLET SellING her WILEs TO the HIGHEsT BIdder THE MorRE you GIVe THE more SHE TAkeS BUT In THE END we'RE ALL LEFT unsaTISFIED BuT NOT ME I TakE LIFE BY the HAIR and fuck her up THEASS like thECUM LoveiNG WENCH SHe IS all dressed up in cherry red and thOSE FUCKING STOCKINGS whaT DO YoU THINK SH E WAS EXpecTING GOinG OUT LIKE THAT THAT thaT!
Thlayli rated 7 weeks ago
Oh, good. I already thumbed this guy down two years ago. I was fully prepared to do it again.
kevinryanmooney rated 2 months ago
you seem a little cranky. it's probably because of those pictures on the internets of you having sex with chinchillas.
silverbitz rated 8 weeks ago
Does it make you feel good to say mean things to someone? Just wondering... Thanks for being "Honest", I guess.
CantaloupeSwing rated 3 months ago
Matt is not a twaddling gafae. He's forthright and honest. It also helps that I agree with most of what he says, even when I don't agree. Oh yeah, and I haven't seen the word "cunt" on his pages yet, which is over-used on SU to the point of pointlessness. This makes me like him a lot.
PipSqueak42 rated 2 months ago
The 100th review of this hater - I am honoured!"Why do you have so much hate? I think you need a girlfriend!" - previous, typical succinct review.playermatt is so morally wrong, nothing positive to say about anything to anyone. 'losertwat' should be his Stumble ID for taking time to tell me this: "Fowles 'The Magus' concerns this word. Worrying thing is that the 25 year old Klassy stumbled this page before anyone else - an all too common thing with the better pages." 1. She's a low-level attention whore. (no: just time to stumble) 2. She didn't write the article. She merely gave it a thumbs up. (you don't review wikipedia pages, you edit them) 3. She didn't even discover the Wikipedia article. Someone else did. (she discovered it before you.) 4. It's just Wikipedia, dude. Not some academic essay on an esoteric subject. (piss of you *unt - I contribute to wikipedia as do untold others with more brains than you.) 5. If Wikipedia articles are your idea of "the better pages" on SU, you've got a much different vision for what SU is for than me. (show me a better project on the interwebs - sorry you are not part of the project.) playermatt never actually discovers new stumbles, just slags off others. It is not possible to review this page without breaking rule 9: "Reviews (or tags) should not be used to level personal attacks on other members - or the owners of, or contributors to the sites reviewed." The exception proves the rule.
Gorod rated 3 months ago
One of the few people on SU who need more than "bread and circus" to be pleased.
mysticalspork rated 2 months ago