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 kdh9910 rated 16 months ago - THIS red velveted bedroom is HIS idea! he almost had it wallpapered with that grease-catching FLOCK stuff, you know, don't you? you remember it, in the 60s? ooooooooo, then it was the talk of the town. but today? that king of mine is utterly mad! i have it booby trapped, though. i put re...
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- kdh9910 rated 16 months ago
- THIS red velveted bedroom is HIS idea! he almost had it wallpapered with that grease-catching FLOCK stuff, you know, don't you? you remember it, in the 60s? ooooooooo, then it was the talk of the town. but today? that king of mine is utterly mad! i have it booby trapped, though. i put red threads stretched from end to end, at strategic locations, in order that if my king henry xiii ever tries to bring his whore tramp, anne, in here, he will trip and fall down on his fat arse! imagine, forcing me to look at a RED VELVET room! how classless, but what do you expect from a man with those genes? yes, i finally figured it all out: he was interbred and is retarded. his mind tells him that he is g-d's gift to women. so that his heir wouldn't be deaf, a hemophiliac, or come out of the womb twidling his thumbs, he proposed to my mother and father, isabelle and ferdinand. he had to find a way to thin the decrepit inbred blood. so he was okay for a while, until he stuck that rice thingie he owns into my body! what a shock! it felt as though nothing was there! and he still insists that i wear his chastity belt. oh, just you wait, anne, wait until he decides that it your time to wear it, and to live in this dreadful place. to my audience: you may see the exterior of our desert house and our living room on "next" pages. cripes!
- tlbrown rated 17 months ago
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This would be great!
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