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 Amyss rated 23 months ago - Dog Humping Cat's Head
OOOOOOh this is EXACTLY why I LOVE YouTube look at that dog get 'it!
Reminds me of a story about this complete idiot we all know...we being the old gang, Gabriel (actionjeans) and Sam (who is my husband Gabe's "non-gay" life partner, a Turk to ...
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- Amyss rated 23 months ago
- Dog Humping Cat's Head
OOOOOOh this is EXACTLY why I LOVE YouTube look at that dog get 'it!
Reminds me of a story about this complete idiot we all know...we being the old gang, Gabriel (actionjeans) and Sam (who is my husband Gabe's "non-gay" life partner, a Turk to his JD if you will) and Blake....anyway this jerkoff we all did not like, named Dan, told us this story ABOUT HIMSELF. Dan said once he was so drunk at a party at his friend's house, he was crawling on the floor and the pit bull started humping his head. He started SCREAMING "Help dude help get him off me!!!" but his friend just said "Chill out man if you stop him, he'll bite you, you have to let him finish." So Dan LET THE DOG FINISH. Dan actually told people that he was sprayed in the face with dog jizz. Who would tell this story about himself?? Dan has a million of them, being the idiot he is, like the time he came out with this brilliant non-sequitor: "YA know, just to be sure I wasn't gay, I watch a lot of gay porn." to which everybody laughed and chided him about how many hours and beating offs it took to reach said conclusion. But I digress. The dog humping the cat-head reminded me of this. Man I wish I had video of Dan's stupid head getting humped.
- ActionJeans rated 23 months ago
- Dog Humps Cat's Head. There's really nothing else to say.
Edit: Okay, maybe there is more to say. This reminds me of this guy I knew named Dan. He told me and some other people a story a few years ago about how he got so drunk at a party that he fell down on his hands and knees, and a pit bull started humping his head. The owner said, "He bites if you don't let him finish". So Dan let him finish.
I can't confirm if it's true, but Dan wasn't clever or imaginative, and I can't picture anyone making something like that up to impress people.
That's all.
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- weirding rated 23 months ago
- Just in case you've ever wondered about what Amyss sends to me, here ya go.
And that's why I love her so much.
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