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Witty Quotes Haven - Clever Quotes

joaoB rated 38 months agoFeatured Review
I selected some quotes from the list:-The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.-Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.-War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.-Going to church doesn't make you a Christia... more
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rap072589 rated 2 months agohumor
Nice list. Would have loved it to be longer though.
Nukedoom rated 5 months agohumor
Actually, they were a bit witty.
axe85 rated 8 months agohumor
From the page: "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
gloamglozer rated 8 months agohumor
this is actually quite good. quotes.
ambaleigh rated 8 months agohumor, quotes
witty
1ProfXavier reviewed 12 months agohumor
From the page "Answering Machine Sayings": Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up. (Sweet...now on my machine.)
adarsh-seeker rated 13 months agohumor
Very promising start(like everything else).. but starts slacking somewhere in the middle.. there are 200 odd quotes.. also some quotes are not attributed to their quoters..
From the page :
Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

Recursive: adj. see Recursive

Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.

"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more."

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