Commonsense

philosophical proverbs to amusing puns... The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. ~ Eric Berne...and...There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

Reviewed by fattorianina May 09 2009, 12:38pm ( 19 reviews ) • whimsy.org.uk
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Rated by bunserman on Feb 28, 3:29am

A great collection and some are even true.
Rated by leuhaer2 on Aug 24 2009, 9:18am

superb collection....this is the funny side of English language
Rated by Fliffy on Jul 12 2009, 1:01am

"Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?" hahahahhahaha
Rated by magnuspraeda on Jun 11 2009, 2:59pm

ugh. Puns
Reviewed by figuremeout on May 11 2009, 4:37am

Why are fire engines always red? Fire engines have 4 wheels and 8 men. 4 and 8 make 12. There are twelve inches in a foot. A foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is the name of one of the largest ships on the seas. Seas have fish Fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians Russians are red ... Fire trucks are always rushin' Therefore, fire trucks are red. (Traditional)
Rated by ceebreeze on May 10 2009, 11:16pm

word play
Rated by Joewithajay on May 10 2009, 5:35pm

Why the hell is this overly forwarded email-garbage listed as Poetry?

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