American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention

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News September is National Velociraptor Awareness Month! The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention, along with the North American Velociraptor Defense Association and the United Velociraptor Widows Fund, will be providing free velociraptor safety seminars at local Red Cross... more

Reviewed by DadsGoneMad Nov 05 2006, 06:11pm ( 390 reviews ) • velociraptors.info

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Rated by NomdeLaptop on Oct 16, 7:17am

Laugh of the morning.
Rated by ThriftSRomantic on Oct 13, 6:09am

You know, I'd mainly been concerned about proper zombie plague safety preparation lately. Only now I see I have more challenging concerns to consider-- velociraptor attack prevention. Thank goodness I'm not in the standard victim demographic!
Rated by BeatSmash on Sep 28, 3:55pm

Yay, my time machine worked. Although it appears it only took me back to 2006 :(
Rated by Tecfan on Sep 12, 2:38pm

jesus christ. 2006
Reviewed by gloamglozer on Aug 21, 4:39am

shit sucks
Rated by clytie on Aug 11, 5:58pm

This might be funnier without all the typos. Maybe.
Rated by DavidJohns on Aug 10, 11:52pm

The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention is a bi-partisan group of professionals, dedicated to the diffusion of knowledge concerning velociraptor attack prevention.
Rated by squiffy2 on Jul 27, 7:56am

Thank goodness I am not between 27 and 29! :O) From the page: "Velociraptor attack is the 3rd leading cause of death for men age 27-29. However, everyone must think about the implications of velociraptors: young and old, men, women and transgendered persons."
Rated by king1tut on Jul 06, 5:07am

from zombies now this

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