American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention

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News September is National Velociraptor Awareness Month! The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention, along with the North American Velociraptor Defense Association and the United Velociraptor Widows Fund, will be providing free velociraptor safety seminars at local Red Cross... more

Reviewed by DadsGoneMad Nov 05 2006, 06:11pm ( 392 reviews ) • velociraptors.info

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Rated by Flame6 on Dec 07, 6:17pm

I joined the ASVAP
Rated by hotslimjim on Nov 14, 10:47am

Well this made my day complete
Rated by NomdeLaptop on Oct 16, 7:17am

Laugh of the morning.
Rated by ThriftSRomantic on Oct 13, 6:09am

You know, I'd mainly been concerned about proper zombie plague safety preparation lately. Only now I see I have more challenging concerns to consider-- velociraptor attack prevention. Thank goodness I'm not in the standard victim demographic!
Rated by BeatSmash on Sep 28, 3:55pm

Yay, my time machine worked. Although it appears it only took me back to 2006 :(
Rated by Tecfan on Sep 12, 2:38pm

jesus christ. 2006
Reviewed by gloamglozer on Aug 21, 4:39am

shit sucks
Rated by clytie on Aug 11, 5:58pm

This might be funnier without all the typos. Maybe.

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