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ButterflyGirl rated 18 months ago
From the page... a few gems ;) ~ A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. A day for firm decisions! Or is it? Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art. Failure is not falling dow...

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Delirious-Storm rated 5 months ago
Win. But really, there are some great quotes here. Makes you think...
Babs05 rated 11 months ago
From the page: "I doubt, therefore I might be."
DarinRMcClure rated 12 months ago
From the page: "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
euneirophrenia rated 13 months ago
sweet one liners =]
ButterflyGirl rated 18 months ago
From the page... a few gems ;) ~ A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. A day for firm decisions! Or is it? Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art. Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again. You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
mrjc00 rated 11 months ago
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. If that isn't the truth...
bs1999bs rated 15 months ago
Some great sayings - light relief - great!
tigrecanela rated 21 months ago
"A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on."
MeghnaK rated 12 months ago
Wonderful One-liners!
SonOfDave rated 17 months ago
12 A day for firm decisions! Or is it? 13 A day without sun shine is like, you know, night. 14 A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts."