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Insults pg.2

carlosp039 rated 21 months ago
From the page: "I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork. -- Groucho Marx"

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thebride96 rated 18 months ago
From the page: "He was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met. -- William Faulkner"
wackywoodwoorker rated 21 months ago
great American put downs: (Thanks to Hesterlee)
crazyrocket rated 20 months ago
From the page: "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. -- Clarence Darrow"
carlosp039 rated 21 months ago
From the page: "I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork. -- Groucho Marx"
thanatos252 rated 21 months ago
Witty... There are much better uses for wit, I think.
darlingbuds rated 21 months ago
alas, these would be lost on most of those i'd like to insult!
bernlin2000 rated 21 months ago
Very funny, there's some really good pearls of insult on this page. Most are too witty for most people I think
BigDaddyB rated 21 months ago
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. -- Woody Allen I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork. -- Groucho Marx I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx
JCness rated 21 months ago
I love a pithy put-down. From the page: "His ignorance is encyclopedic. -- Abba Eban His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it. -- F. H. Bradley His mind is so open that the wind whistles through it. -- Heywood Braun"