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 andreacv rated 16 months ago- From the page: "Useful Noncommittal Responses
Why offend when confronted with people's bad taste? Just answer politely with the following and walk away.
Situation: A coworker goes on and on about a lame place they visited.
Response: "I can totally see you having fun there."...
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- andreacv rated 16 months ago
- From the page: "Useful Noncommittal Responses
Why offend when confronted with people's bad taste? Just answer politely with the following and walk away.
Situation: A coworker goes on and on about a lame place they visited.
Response: "I can totally see you having fun there."
Situation: A friend tells you about a horrible band he just loves.
Response: "I hear they have many fans."
Situation: Someone gushes about a bad TV show or movie.
Response: "That's so right up your alley.""
 mikem-uc2 rated 16 months ago- Why be clandestinely insulting? Just say what you mean and no one can fault you for it. A friend gabbing on and on about a wedding? Say "I'm sick of hearing about your wedding!"
- divyamavega rated 17 months ago
- very good sit - hilarious as well as helpful
- Freemanhasaposse rated 18 months ago
- BETTER RESPONSES:
"Situation: A coworker goes on and on about a lame place they visited.
Their Response: "I can totally see you having fun there."
Better Response: "Die in a fire."
Situation: A friend tells you about a horrible band he just loves.
Their Response: "I hear they have many fans."
Better Response: "Okay. That's nice. How about we continue this conversation when you decide to start liking music as opposed to horrible noise."
Situation: Someone gushes about a bad TV show or movie.
Their Response: "That's so right up your alley."
Better Response: "That show sucks."
Situation: Cell phone-obsessed friend asks, "Hey, guess my ringtone?"
Their Response: "Don't know, but my 13-year-old cousin would love this game."
Better Response: "I don't give a fuck."
Situation: You're barraged with Atkins-based dieting advice.
Their Response: "Doctors say you should have your cholesterol checked regularly."
Better Response: "Atkins was grossly obese when he died. You will be too, moron."
Situation: A woman friend asks your opinion on her god-awful outfit.
Their Response: "I bet you'll get a lot of wear out of that."
Better Response: "Were you paid to wear that?"
Situation: The viewing of a less than attractive newborn.
Their Response: "Wow, what a baby!"
Better Response: "OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
Situation: A buddy asks what you think about his new ugly girlfriend.
Their Response: "Dude, she seems really into you."
Better Response: "Why are you dating a piece of roadkill?"
Situation: A gal pal asks what you think about her new ugly boyfriend.
Their Response: He seems like the type that won't cheat."
Response: "He seems like the type that won't cheat. Because you're the only woman on earth who would touch him."
Situation: You discover your boyfriend is small in the pants.
Their Response: "It's the perfect size."
Better Response: Hysterical laughter.
Situation: A good friend shows you his cheesy website.
Their Response: "I don't know which animation to look at first!"
Better Response: "You are what is wrong with the internet."
Situation: A guy at a party boasts about his boring job.
Their Response: "Holy cow, I could never do what you do!"
Better Response: "Holy cow, I could never do what you do! Because I'd kill myself thirty minutes into my first day!"
Situation: Someone asks, "I love Sopranos! What's your favorite episode?"
Their Response: "I'm really looking forward to the last one."
Better Response: "TV sucks and so do you."
Situation: A friend gabs about her upcoming wedding for months on end.
Their Response: "I cannot wait 'til you get married. We're all counting the days."
Better Response: "I cannot wait 'til you get married. We're all counting the days. Because, see, then you'll shut your fucking pie-hole about it."
Situation: You are served horrible food at a friend's house.
Their Response: "I can really tell this is homemade."
Better Response: "Do I owe you money? What wrong have I done you that you're trying to poison me for?"
Situation: An acquaintance asks what you think about her new hair style.
Their Response: "You know, not everyone can pull that off."
Better Response: "I thought you were wearing a dead animal for some reason."
Situation: Someone says they love the job Bush is doing.
Their Response: "You are such a moron."
Better Response: Kill them.
- truthbeknown rated 18 months ago
- Useful noncommittal responses.
- omegainstigator rated 18 months ago
- These are actually usable.
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