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    LEXOPHILES 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count... more

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  • Rated by fiend1010011 on Aug 04, 10:36pm

    Nice list.

  • Rated by cryslm on Mar 02 2009, 10:30pm

    oh so corney.... that's why I love it

  • Rated by BrieSays on Dec 31 2008, 6:43pm

    ive always liked this post.

  • Rated by CherekBearShldrs on Dec 18 2008, 1:32pm

    Someone collected a bunch of puns so that I may TD them all at once :D

  • Rated by Shitao on Nov 15 2008, 9:10am

    LEXOPHILES 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. 8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. 10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. 12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. 13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. 15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. 16. A calendar's days are numbered. 17. A lot of money is tainted: `Taint yours, and `taint mine. 18. A boiled egg is hard to beat. 19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 20. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large. 22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. 25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. 26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 28. Acupuncture: a jab well done. 29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

  • Reviewed by davrobin on Oct 28 2008, 10:12am

    Says it all.... and there are more on the page.... From the page: "LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): 1. A bicycle canâ€t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy itâ€s your vote that counts; in feudalism, itâ€s your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 7. If you donâ€t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. 8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and Iâ€ll show you A-flat miner. 10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. 12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. 13. You are stuck with your debt if you canâ€t budge it. 14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. 15. He broke into song because he couldnâ€t find the key."

  • Rated by maskedman381 on Jul 30 2008, 7:09pm

    I LOLD SO MUCH!!

  • Rated by eccentrix on Jul 27 2008, 2:52pm

    I don't like blogs that just copy other sites, even if the content isn't original already.