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sargt000 discovered 9 months ago- i want to direct you here, because this guy backs up my story. the story of: castle dracula at niagara falls. so, my brother and i are both "chicken thrill seekers", meaning we do this stupid shit that scares the bejesus out of us then we're so scared the whole time that we kind of want to go back. so we headed to this haunted house. there are three levels: 1, for the "weak hearted", 2 for the "brave" and 3 for the "insane". of course, we chose "insane". we thought they were actual different levels of the house. no. for level 3, they turn off almost all the lights as you maneuver though stairwells and corridors, then crank up the music. why? so you can't hear the scary fucker that runs along in the walls growling in your ears and grabbing at your legs. holy shit. there were times where i couldn't differentiate between my brother's screams and mine. it was so fucking scary. there was a point where the floor ceased to be solid, and i nearly turned back, because you can't see a fucking thing. not. a. thing. then all of a sudden there's a growl in my ear and something about ripping out my throat. well my pussy brother has been using me as a human shield, holding onto my shirt and guiding me in front of him until, well, until this point. i don't normally share this kind of information, but because it was so funny, i have to. i rounded the corner, my adrenaline pumping and my senses super heightened. i was ON EDGE. i was even kind of whimpering. all of a sudden, this loud growl and hot breath hit my ear, and that was it. i jumped, i screamed and - i farted. i couldn't help myself, i'm pretty sure if i hadn't have JUST peed, i'd have peed right then and there. well then my brother and i were laughing hysterically, high on adrenaline and i've just gassed the poor bastard who gets paid probably $12 an hour to scare the shit out of me. mission nearly accomplished. needless to say my brother didn't argue when i made HIM go in front for the rest of the adventure. occupational hazard i guess.
