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Things I Have Learned from Children

Laboo63 rated 8 weeks agoFeatured Review
From the page: "hings I Have Learned from Children A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 3 year old child's voice is louder than 200 a...

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thedewlover rated 12 days ago
I'm just tired of seeing it over and over.
jito rated 13 days ago
I was actually going to try this until I read the last line! Hmmm? I still might, I'll let you know! :))........ From the page: Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke (and lots of it). 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Xoria rated 3 weeks ago
Too funny! From the page: "You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. The glass in windows (including double pane windows) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan."
Gaven rated 4 weeks ago
You know, that's not really too far off base... ha! Thanks for sending my way Faerieruth!
pacmansex rated 6 weeks ago
From the page: "If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape." It's because he needs to match his underwear and cape. YOU MUST MATCH SUPER-CCESSORIES TO FLY.
obliqueapproach rated 3 weeks ago
Overused, overstumbled load of tripe. This is just a stereotypical family
shampoo82 rated 4 weeks ago
This is the funniest thing ever at around 4:57 AM standard pacific time.
esoteric2 rated 6 weeks ago
obviously written by an adult. and distributed through chainletters by an army of grandmothers.
aquinas9 rated 5 weeks ago
From the page: "Play-Doh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. " Except this one...
fallingwithstyle rated 5 weeks ago
Was totally wondering where I could go right now to get brake fluid and clorox and mapping out the shortest route..