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Steven Wright -- one of the best: All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. I... more

Reviewed by CelticMasterPlan May 12 2009, 05:26am ( 65 reviews ) • toinspire.com

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Rated by toilet-duck on Oct 30, 9:09am

Stephen Wright is one of my favorite comedians of all time, but not all of these quotes are really his.
Reviewed by BUNKY22 on Oct 02, 5:17am

Here are words of wisdom for sure .We all need to read this.!!LOL
Rated by roswellpixie on Sep 27, 3:00pm

From the page: "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
Reviewed by dogwater on Sep 08, 8:46am

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. -Steven Wright
Reviewed by Pandemic1444 on Aug 20, 6:55pm

It was all great up till the end.
Rated by Sabin548 on Jul 17, 3:07am

Nice. Very Murphy-ish quotes.
Rated by doomer4 on Jun 04, 6:32am

From the page: "Many people quit looking for work when they find a job." and "OK, so what is the speed of dark?" LMAO

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