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Steven Wright -- one of the best: All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. I... more

Reviewed by CelticMasterPlan May 12 2009, 05:26am ( 68 reviews ) • toinspire.com

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Rated by SuicidalDespair on Jan 02, 11:29pm

Fuck, that was the lamest list of 'jokes' ever !! That was appalling ! Most of these were already brought in a different and way better manner than that guy did... makes me mad, but I brought it upon myself: I STUMBLED UPON this.
Rated by A1XO on Dec 25, 8:39pm

Improperly attributed copypasta.
Rated by emilyinstitches on Dec 13, 5:30pm

I'm a fan!
Rated by toilet-duck on Oct 30, 9:09am

Stephen Wright is one of my favorite comedians of all time, but not all of these quotes are really his.
Reviewed by BUNKY22 on Oct 02, 5:17am

Here are words of wisdom for sure .We all need to read this.!!LOL
Reviewed by dogwater on Sep 08, 8:46am

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. -Steven Wright
Reviewed by Pandemic1444 on Aug 20, 6:55pm

It was all great up till the end.

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