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 NeedsMoreCoffee rated 4 months ago- From the page: "The snatches of televised commentary we see at the end of the film declare that this murderous act of nature was a warning; everyone seems to assume the obvious lesson to take is that we'd better treat nature nicer lest it decide to start wiping us out again. Allow me to su...
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- Malory rated 4 months ago
- From a delightful review of The Happening:
"6. Alas, there's no singing. But the methods of suicide chosen often seem chosen for their entertainment value, in particular: the man who meticulously starts an industrial mower and then lies down in front of it; the woman who wanders around a house methodically smashing her head through windows until she embeds enough glass in her skull to keel over; and, of course, the zoo lion keeper who invites his charges to bite off his arms so he can stand around, Black Knight-like, spraying blood from the stumps."
- savamizz rated 4 months ago
- this just about sums it up. what a dumbass movie. angry trees. yeaaargh. whatever.
- elliotm00se rated 4 months ago
- fuck yeah
- spix14 rated 4 months ago
- This movie is the worst thing I have ever seen on film. I'm actually wondering if M.Knight meant it as a joke. Seriously. I didn't know it was possible to cram that much bad acting into a single movie.
- a4aron rated 4 months ago
- I watched this last night. I really wish i had seen this review before, I spent a whole £10 on the cinema and popcorn, that £10 should have stayed in my bank and spent on holidays. The film is fucking awful. I'll tell you what 'Happens'.....'Shit Happens'
- moshstrudelmosh rated 4 months ago
- Almost worth seeing for it's unintentional hilarity...luckily I work at a movie theater so I didn't have to pay for it =]
- shinymonkey rated 4 months ago
- Truly terrible film. It has taken a long time til someone has come close to being as bad as The Others but now they've managed it.
- EmanAkcaLI rated 4 months ago
- M. Night Shyamalan is just about on the level with Ewe Boll now. He sucks as a director.
- NeedsMoreCoffee rated 4 months ago
- From the page: "The snatches of televised commentary we see at the end of the film declare that this murderous act of nature was a warning; everyone seems to assume the obvious lesson to take is that we'd better treat nature nicer lest it decide to start wiping us out again. Allow me to suggest, contrarily, that if millions of Americans were killed by some tree-originated pathogen that could be released again at any time, the immediate result would not be a renewed enthusiasm for peaceful coexistence, but rather a program of deforestation so aggressive it'd make the Brazilian lumber industry look like tree huggers."
- sdashiki rated 4 months ago
- How does Shamalalamamayanlalan keep getting green lights? Hes a hack.
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