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. From the page: And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness. The Child was blessed in looks and intell...

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123itsjustme rated 2 months ago
great satire, but I can't help but wonder when in history has any other man been so often compared to Jesus Christ as Obama has? it creeps me out
taser12 rated 2 months ago
Very funny but don't laugh too hard, once he takes control you're all being put on the bus to the re-education camp. How dare you make fun of the chosen one?
kidindigo rated 2 months ago
From the page: "And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness. The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow. " Political satire
Mylhibug rated 2 months ago
Brilliant!
Glori4me rated 2 months ago
Such a way with words-event of Biblical proportion in our political scene these days. Watch and wait for the other shoe to fall. The author of this piece read it aloud on Fox News in a "scriptural tone of voice"
Texasholly rated 2 months ago
Genius.
Eye-Spy rated 2 months ago
How is this satire? Obama is the messiah.
sshelley1 rated 2 months ago
Satire at its Best! Wonderfully written
paintlady rated 2 months ago
could be the great and terrible ANTICHRIST
lauriebox rated 2 months ago
From the page: "He ventured forth to bring light to the world The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers Gerard Baker And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness. The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow."