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squiffy2 rated 6 months agoFeatured Review
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: &... more
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snailspace1 rated 2 months agohumor
hahaha
Fhqwhgads reviewed 5 months ago
Y'know, the actual commercial is much funnier than this.
dedtr9 rated 6 months ago
THEY STOLE THIS JOKE FROM A COMMERCIAL. CAN YOU GET ANY LOWER?
bec-hi rated 6 months agohumor
What do you think about this page?funny joke about the perfect husband
Ratbags rated 6 months agohumor
I was amused. And for the people below whining about it being a commercial, here's a reality check: lots of us Stumbling here DO NOT LIVE IN THE USA!!!! It's not a commercial where I live. Try adopting a broader world view.
squiffy2 rated 6 months agohumor, humour, jokes
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
PayalSharma rated 6 months agohumor
Very funny...Who's phone is this??
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