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MostlyInnocent1 rated 41 months agoFeatured Review
From the page: "The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants t...

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ColinsFreakinDad rated 35 months ago
From the page: "Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag." While they didn't mention the name, I'm sure that VapidandVain was visiting friends and relations. Now that she's back in town, I hear that she's recommending the pants to all her friends.
The-Skald rated 39 months ago
That poor, horny housewife.
magic-love rated 41 months ago
(: LMAO..... ok now i have seen everthing :)
TiffanyCartier rated 41 months ago
One of life's little embarrassing moments... Good thing she wasn't driving!
adifferentstory rated 35 months ago
Put mine in the bin now.
Wild-Bill rated 41 months ago
As soon As I find a Girlfriend I have to get her these knickers.
MostlyInnocent1 rated 41 months ago
From the page: "The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea. Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag." Lmfao....orgasms to go? Weird to think how many people you see everyday....could possibly be wearing these..:O How could you control an orgasm in public, well enough for people not to notice? lol...:S
photobf rated 39 months ago
haha!! funny story! I've never gotten THAT excited.
Fatalist rated 41 months ago
lmao oh the shame
WhoGivesAShirt rated 41 months ago
I still think I'd prefer death by chocolate (especially since there are bound to be fewer spectators)