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 Pazma rated 4 months ago- Ha ha, you Yanks are a strange lot alright but I think the banks chaining up their pens is a universal thing, we do it here too.
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 FollowingTheLamb rated 4 months ago- I remember when my dad brought this home from his work when he was just discovering email. Well, just discovering other people's email. He'd never actually use it himself xD
- MYKEdotJPG rated 4 months ago
- Hurr hurr.
- BeaverYabor rated 4 months ago
- Lemme take a crack at this:
01. A pizza gets to our house faster than an ambulance.
Maybe because there are less hospitals than pizza parlors, so you're more likley to be farther away from a hospital than a pizza parlor.
02. There are handicap parking places in front of skating rinks.
Obviously, because handicapped people are not allowed to enter the rink not even for, say, a birthday party or a show.
03. Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Never seen this in my life. I don't know what backwards society you live in.
04. People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
This has nothing to do with maybe some people prefer the taste of diet coke to regular.
05. Banks leave two sets of front doors unlocked and open and then chain their pens to the counters.
Maybe they don't want people to take their things? I don't get what leaving the doors open has to do with anything.
06. We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Maybe because it's still our stuff and we'd like to keep it that way? Maybe because it would look unappealing to have tons of crap outside your house? Maybe this is the stupidest list I've ever seen.
07. We use answering machines to screen calls and then have "call waiting" so we won't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place.
I'm sure most people use those functions for what they're intended for, not for avoiding people like you should after having written this list.
08. We buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in package of eight.
That stopped years ago, to my knowledge.
09. We use the word "politics" to precisely describe our crazy process: "Poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" means "bloodsucking creatures".
Last time I checked, the for politics to mean what you're saying, it would be called "Polyticks". I also believe they use this word in England, Canada, Australia, and other places where they speak English, not just America.
10. We have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Okay, that one is stupid.
- F3nr1L rated 4 months ago
- It's evident the person that spammed this to this website (like hundreds in the past) is completely inept at things like logic, thinking, and even respect for anyone else to ever exist.
- Chrissy2283 rated 4 months ago
- "03. Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front." No, they don't. I have *never* seen this.
- Pazma rated 4 months ago
- Ha ha, you Yanks are a strange lot alright but I think the banks chaining up their pens is a universal thing, we do it here too.
- 16Miles rated 4 months ago
- Not a quiz, completely stupid, seen it before, etc.
- heyitsmejaya rated 4 months ago
- Okay. I'm not known for my brevity, but let me try it this once: THIS IS RETARDED.Fuck brevity. Did you read number 1? A pizza gets to our house faster than an ambulance. Maybe it's because we don't have hospitals on EVERY FUCKING CORNER. Maybe. Or am I just being foolish? Psh! Whatev. Lost my train of thought. I'm over it. I swear... it's like people don't know what the internet is or how long it's been here. Stop reposting crap. Goddamn. Now this is why I hate people.
- kerwood1 rated 4 months ago
- overall I like the site, she put a lot of work into it, and for the most part it is true.
- Sephiro12 rated 4 months ago
- These would be funny, but they're all completely wrong. Especially number 9, which talks about politics: first of all "poly" means many, but "poli" comes from "polis" which means "city"; also "tics" does not mean "ticks", that's just stupid.
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