My favorite "so drunk I can't even remember what happened" story is courtesy of a friend of my roommate and went as follows: "I just woke up a half hour ago in a tent on the other campus. I was wrapped in a blanket and my pants were around my ankles. Why were my pants around my a...
My favorite "so drunk I can't even remember what happened" story is courtesy of a friend of my roommate and went as follows: "I just woke up a half hour ago in a tent on the other campus. I was wrapped in a blanket and my pants were around my ankles. Why were my pants around my ankles? Why were they soaking wet?! " According to what can be remembered of that night this all happened somewhere between 4am and 1:30pm.
