Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013...

Very funny stuff from The Onion. From them I would expect nothing less.

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jajaja right! but why worrying... may they deplete in peace...

Great stuff, as usual.

The ending was more genius than the rest of the video and that's saying something.

It is widely known fact the Disney Kids have no soul, I believe it is because of this that they decay faster.

The last little bit basically makes the entire report.

As usual, the Onion provides equal parts truth and satire in an entertaining package. Swift would be proud.

Very funny stuff from The Onion. From them I would expect nothing less.

hilarioussss :D

Very funny, but the little epilogue about an earthquake "wiping out" Etch-a-sketchistan had me rolling.