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  • But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them | The Onion - Americas Finest News Source

    From the page: "Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You'll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I'll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she... more

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  • Rated by allaboutsoul on Nov 11, 2:21am

    I found this too sad to laugh at, but I appreciated seeing it all the same.

  • Rated by Carnifex09 on Nov 10, 8:10am

    Ouch. Hilarious, but damn.

  • Rated by r0botchild on Nov 09, 10:44pm

    i hate my life LOL!!!! ... ;-'(

  • Rated by kikiOhara on Oct 09, 12:56am

    maybe it's true for some bitches but it's also true that people pretend to be your friends tryin to get some booty(or for millions of other reasons) users come from every gender whether chromosomes run xx xy or any of those other combinations they fall into.

  • Rated by stevedtrm on Oct 08, 3:47pm

    Typical female manipulation 101.: "Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I'd be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other asshole guys I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us. Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. "

  • Rated by Innomen on Oct 08, 3:31pm

    Notice how whenever you make a joke about a real problem everyone laughs and goes back to being a slavebrain? Not me. But then I didn't need a joke to tell me this. Oh but of course i must hate women. *facepalm*Addition: This is totally how it is out there for guys. Chicks are taught very early how to mix and match traditional demands with modern rights to create a situation of overt exploitation, and like the companies, they cry "well if you don't like it find another girl" leading to a system wide De Facto "code of conduct" where in men are given the choice, be slaves, hunt young, or go without.

  • Rated by Li-Li on Sep 06, 2:35pm

    A million times yes. This should be mandatory reading in schools.

  • Rated by OatmealMz on Aug 27, 7:32am

    Its funny because its true. So many people out there like this...

  • Rated by rn2go on Aug 21, 9:37pm

    Yikes, what a *itch!