Nations Blacks Creeped Out By All The People Smiling At Them | The Onion - Americas Finest News Source

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From the page: "Although poll respondents said that the regularity of jovial white strangers greeting them in elevators has risen approximately 450 percent since mid-January, the incidents are reportedly nowhere near as frequent as they were on Nov. 4, 2008. On that day, the country was... more

Reviewed by kh7 Feb 17 2009, 09:45am ( 18 reviews ) • theonion.com

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Rated by sincerae on Oct 04, 12:08pm

LOL!
Rated by onreact-com on Mar 04 2009, 10:53pm

Keep smiling? Not in this case.
Rated by kundrol on Mar 03 2009, 10:26am

"If you could all stop acting like you're generally pleased to see black people walking around, out in the open, that would be better for all of us," NAACP president Benjamin Jealous said to a smiling and misty-eyed press corps that was "just thrilled" to have him there. "It's very kind of you to be so enthusiastic about our achievements, but if it's still on the table, we'd like to return to the times when your reactions varied between unfounded apprehension and complete indifference. To be honest, you people are kind of terrifying when you're happy. As of press time, the nation's Arab-Americans have reported no discernible change in all the angry, reflexive scowling. "
Reviewed by Cobug89 on Feb 28 2009, 7:28pm

I'm not getting any attention like that, wish I did
Reviewed by mizds on Feb 22 2009, 7:45pm

what?
Rated by OsakaNihon on Feb 19 2009, 4:05pm

Wow. haha
Rated by monkeipeg on Feb 19 2009, 2:29pm

Hilarious

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