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MMcF rated 11 months ago
From the page: "ERIE, PAâ€"Eleventh-hour lunch-rush negotiations came to a successful conclusion Monday when, following a 30-second period of deliberation, area resident Don Turnbee opted to accept the McDonald's corporation's suggestion that he have fries with that."

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FASTERCAT rated 11 months ago
I think I just lost a few points from my I.Q.
MMcF rated 11 months ago
From the page: "ERIE, PAâ€"Eleventh-hour lunch-rush negotiations came to a successful conclusion Monday when, following a 30-second period of deliberation, area resident Don Turnbee opted to accept the McDonald's corporation's suggestion that he have fries with that."
Ricksian rated 11 months ago
Very, very well written.
Thrasher257 rated 11 months ago
I love the onion, nuff said