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stellarguy rated 5 months ago- wait a second, when did The Onion start writing real news stories? I thought all they wrote was satire....wink, wink

daratheresa rated 5 months ago- yeah, that's about it. "From the overweight housewife who eats bag after bag of reduced-fat Ruffles, to the school board that bans Huckleberry Finn for using the word 'nigger,' to the Manhattan stockbroker who uses recycled-paper checks to pay for gas for his behemoth SUV, the tendency of Americans to really just not get it transcends all boundaries of class, color, religion, sexual orientation, and political persuasion," said Dr. Ronald Shaw of Georgetown's Center For American Studies.

- Jefflengyel rated 5 months ago
- That guy they interviewed was too smart to be from Wheeling.

greensprite rated 6 months ago- Goddamn it, it speaks the truth. (and it's not just Americans indeed). "Our research revealed that the thought processes of a large majority of Americans are profoundly and fundamentally flawed," Shaw said. "We came to define this peculiar deviation as 'having one's head up one's ass.'"

trickybird rated 6 months ago- "From the overweight housewife who eats bag after bag of reduced-fat Ruffles, to the school board that bans Huckleberry Finn for using the word 'nigger,' to the Manhattan stockbroker who uses recycled-paper checks to pay for gas for his behemoth SUV, the tendency of Americans to really just not get it transcends all boundaries of class, color, religion, sexual orientation, and political persuasion," said Dr. Ronald Shaw of Georgetown's Center For American Studies. Polling nearly 8,000 Americans on a variety of subjects, the study found that only 21 percent of those surveyed had even the slightest clue." This article is awesome, and not only because it mentions The Iron Giant. (Seriously though, that's a great fucking movie.)

captainstoat rated 6 months ago- This is how i feel a lot of the time.

alana13 rated 7 months ago- "Our research revealed that the thought processes of a large majority of Americans are profoundly and fundamentally flawed," Shaw said. "We came to define this peculiar deviation as 'having one's head up one's ass.'"

Brinjal rated 7 months ago- From the page: ""From the overweight housewife who eats bag after bag of reduced-fat Ruffles, to the school board that bans Huckleberry Finn for using the word 'nigger,' to the Manhattan stockbroker who uses recycled-paper checks to pay for gas for his behemoth SUV, the tendency of Americans to really just not get it transcends all boundaries of class, color, religion, sexual orientation, and political persuasion," said Dr. Ronald Shaw of Georgetown's Center For American Studies. Polling nearly 8,000 Americans on a variety of subjects, the study found that only 21 percent of those surveyed had even the slightest clue. "Our research revealed that the thought processes of a large majority of Americans are profoundly and fundamentally flawed," Shaw said."