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DannyAndNina rated 7 months ago
In an announcement with far-reaching implications for the fate of human civilization, a time-traveling man from the 22nd century revealed Monday that, in the future, earth's inhabitants consume Dippin' Dots rather than traditional ice cream.

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DippinDots rated 4 months ago
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DannyAndNina rated 7 months ago
In an announcement with far-reaching implications for the fate of human civilization, a time-traveling man from the 22nd century revealed Monday that, in the future, earth's inhabitants consume Dippin' Dots rather than traditional ice cream.
creativeTypeDad rated 7 months ago
Proof that Dippin Dots are revolutionary.