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jfrost rated 3 months ago
From the page: ""We are in a crisis, and that crisis demands an unviable short-term solution.""

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JackyeChan rated 3 months ago
Leave it to the Onion to tell the truth!
jfrost rated 3 months ago
From the page: ""We are in a crisis, and that crisis demands an unviable short-term solution.""
ghengtech rated 3 months ago
Apt to the point of being prescient! Brilliant :D
Baloooma rated 3 months ago
...Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest InFrom the page: "Every American family deserves a false sense of security," said Chris Reppto, a risk analyst for Citigroup in New York. "Once we have a bubble to provide a fragile foundation, we can begin building pyramid scheme on top of pyramid scheme, and before we know it, the financial situation will return to normal."Despite the overwhelming support for a new bubble among investors, some in Washington are critical of the idea, calling continued reliance on bubble-based economics a mistake. Regardless of the outcome of this week's congressional hearings, however, one thing will remain certain: The calls for a new bubble are only going to get louder."America needs another bubble," said Chicago investor Bob Taiken. "At this point, bubbles are the only thing keeping us afloat."[I think we should throw all our money at postmodernism, up there. Doesn't precarity feel centering?]...