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Maxismax rated 11 months ago
From the page: "WASHINGTON, DCâ€"Fall, the long- running series of shorter days and cooler nights, was canceled earlier this week after nearly 3 billion seasons on Earth, sources reported Tuesday. The classic period of the year, which once occupied a coveted slot between summer and wint...

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Lyrica1 rated 11 months ago
Thanks to http://sixthplanet.stumbleupon.com/archive/20/ for the link. He's got plenty of good ones.
greatsloth rated 11 months ago
I can't believe they're canceling 'Fall', I love 'Fall' I always look forward to it each year. Stupid Global Cooling.. or is it Warming this decade? I can never keep up. Why do people put blurbs from the page in their comments? If someone is reading the ratings haven't they already seen the page or is it just me? I'm being an asshole, right?
abitaamber rated 11 months ago
Oh no...they canceled Fall!
sixthplanet rated 11 months ago
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons WASHINGTON, DC--Fall, the long-running series of shorter days and cooler nights, was canceled earlier this week after nearly 3 billion seasons on Earth, sources reported Tuesday. The classic period of the year, which once occupied a coveted slot between summer and winter, will be replaced by new, stifling humidity levels, near- constant sunshine, and almost no precipitation for months...
kubton rated 11 months ago
Global warming sucks.
Maxismax rated 11 months ago
From the page: "WASHINGTON, DCâ€"Fall, the long- running series of shorter days and cooler nights, was canceled earlier this week after nearly 3 billion seasons on Earth, sources reported Tuesday. The classic period of the year, which once occupied a coveted slot between summer and winter, will be replaced by new, stifling humidity levels, near- constant sunshine, and almost no precipitation for months. "As much as we'd like to see it stay, fall will not be returning for another season," National Weather Service president John Hayes announced during a muggy press conference Nov. 6. "Fall had a great run, but sadly, times have changed.""
joelus rated 11 months ago
From the page: "WASHINGTON, - Fall, the long- running series of shorter days and cooler nights, was canceled earlier this week after nearly 3 billion seasons on Earth, sources reported Tuesday. The classic period of the year, which once occupied a coveted slot between summer and winter, will be replaced by new, stifling humidity levels, near- constant sunshine, and almost no precipitation for months."
dekonstruct rated 11 months ago
I wish I had thought of this joke.