Website review: Failure Now An Option | The Onion -...
biggusjimmus discovered this in Humor
•7 reviews since Jan 15, 2008
humor, onion, america
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biggusjimmus discovered 4 months ago- Overturning nearly two centuries worth of conventional wisdom, Failure is now an option, in America.
- caile-girl rated 2 months ago
- Failure Now An Option
- WASHINGTON - In a stunning reversal of more than 200 years of conventional wisdom, failure, "traditionally believed to be an unacceptable outcome for a wide range of tasks and goals," is now increasingly seen as a viable alternative to success, sources confirmed Tuesday.
Americans have always been told that they should succeed at all costs... but based on new evidence, this can no longer be called true... if, in fact, it ever was. As failure continues to dominate the American landscape, this mantra must be overruled.
We have no choice but to revoke failure's non-optional status, effective immediately. Now all citizens will be able to step back, stare down the hardship and difficulty they will face in the pursuit of success, and say, "Fuck that -- this isn't worth it."
- Failure Now An Option
- saltytaro rated 3 months ago
- I'm sure this is satire.
- DGSadi rated 4 months ago
- This is my kind of thinking.
- jcburns rated 4 months ago
- The Onion reveals that a new study confirms what we know about the New New...Failure IS now an Option.
- WebWeasel rated 4 months ago
- I forget. Is The Onion still satire?
- kcanderson13 rated 4 months ago
- From the page: "In a stunning reversal of more than 200 years of conventional wisdom, failure - traditionally believed to be an unacceptable outcome for a wide range of tasks and goals - is now increasingly seen as a viable alternative to success, sources confirmed Tuesday." I love The Onion
