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Aukku Aukku discovered this in Satire 5 reviews since Sep 24, 2007
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Aukku discovered 10 months ago
Kiinan viranomaiset vakuuttavat lapsia teloittamalla 10 milj. myrkyllistä "maitojunalla" palautettua nukkea ja lelua ettei niistä olisi enää haittaa ja nukkua yönsä rauhassa. Kuvasta huomaa että sotilaallisesti teloitetuilla nukeilta on mm. amputoitu raajoja. Artikkelin mukaan mm. nuket laitettiin polvilleen ja päät ammuttiin tohjoksi
Shitao rated 8 months ago
BEIJING--In an attempt to assure the world's children that the millions of Chinese-made toys currently being recalled for containing toxic lead paint and tiny choking hazards can no longer hurt them, high-level Chinese officials announced Tuesday that millions of playthings are being rounded up and immediately put to death.
sternthinking rated 10 months ago
Hilarious
marielaem rated 10 months ago

Chinese Authorities Execute 10 Million Recalled Toys "In an attempt to assure the world's children that the millions of Chinese-made toys currently being recalled for containing toxic lead paint and tiny choking hazards can no longer hurt them, high-level Chinese officials announced Tuesday that millions of playthings are being rounded up and immediately put to death." That'll teach 'em.
sargt000 rated 10 months ago
"Believe me when I say you can sleep peacefully tonight," said Hu, who reportedly gave troops direct orders to force thousands upon thousands of Polly Pocket dolls to their knees, point assault rifles at the backs of their heads, and blow their toxin-filled skulls to bits. "We wish to reassure the world that we are taking care of this problem. We shall serve the young people."
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