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From the page: "'Not Quite Perfect' McDonald's Opens In Illinois Outlet Mall GURNEE, IL--Hungry shoppers at the Gurnee Mills outlet mall can now get a name-brand lunch at a bargain-basement price, thanks to the Monday opening of McDonald's first "Not Quite... more

Reviewed by frankntoad May 11 2005, 03:20pm ( 222 reviews ) • theonion.com

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Rated by hackack on Sep 15, 8:04am

The Onion is hilarious, but don't make me stumble onto a site's homepage. Pick a specific article if you think it's funny.
Rated by jack2380 on Oct 23 2008, 1:21am

Funny! Wonderful humor.
Reviewed by danieldelmain on May 07 2008, 11:54am

Sometimes I wonder if the Onion is the only complete source of news out there.
Reviewed by lauriebox on Mar 16 2008, 8:03am

ha ha ha ha McCain Captures Wild Delegates Roaming Western Plains
Rated by zephramrules on Mar 16 2008, 1:38am

Quite possibly the best newspaper on the planet.
Rated by IRanSoFarAway on Dec 09 2006, 1:24pm

Funny!
Reviewed by Krud on May 28 2006, 10:54am

I used to get this delivered to my house, but decided I didn't need it in hardcopy. (Which is also why I haven't bought their book compilations. Except for "Our Dumb Century", which features "historical snapshots" not on the site.) Though it's sometimes hit-and-miss with the feature articles, the side items almost always make me chuckle. Especially the horoscope, which is the only one I read (or trust. ';P)
Rated by mrbaker on Apr 11 2006, 7:49am

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Rated by kalebdf on Mar 28 2006, 6:47pm

Wonderful humor.

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