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 sneakybird rated 7 months ago - From the page: "If she ever says the words, â€oeI hate you”: She loves you. Or she did at one point, anyway.
If she loves you, if she really loves you, youâ€ll know it. If you can wake up to her staring at you and itâ€s not even mildly creepy, if you catch her smelling the shoulder of the ... more
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- crudnasty reviewed 4 months ago
- Probably more amusing if she loves you.
- PayalSharma rated 6 months agowriting
- Nice one...
- Skyfallen rated 6 months agohumor, writing, love, relationships
- "If she puts up with an entire Stars of the Lid album on a long-distance road trip: She loves you." - Holy truth! :)
I don't know why some people don't like this. I liked - funny and amusing article
 avre rated 6 months agorelationships, die-die-die - Tell me, just tell me.
How long would it take an average man to start thinking about killing me (and then eventually starting to execute the plan) if I acted like that? I wonder. I really wonder.
Not to mention the fact I would hate myself for doing most of these things to right anyone, damnit. There are some limits to being an annoying little whining - oh, die, die, please die.
- UnInsomnia rated 6 months ago
- My God, what utter schlock! The run-on sentences didn't help much either.
- neenerspb rated 6 months agowriting
- I loved this. Wickedly funny with pop cultures references. Awesome!
- funkymonkey8 rated 6 months agowriting
- Reminds me of Dylan Moran. Silly and surreal, but with sentiment.
From the page: If at Halloween you're invited to a TV- and movie-themed party and she dresses up as Winnie Cooper and you dress up as Paul Pfeiffer, mainly because you already have the glasses, and at the party some guy who's a dead ringer for Fred Savage saunters up, peels off his mole, and says, Get lost, Paul, Winnie's mine, and youre left standing there while the two of them go off dancing to the soundtrack from Forrest Gump, and when two hours later she finds you sitting by the punch bowl explaining for the umpteenth time that, no, you're not supposed to be Woody Allen, she holds up a tie stolen from a passed-out Alex P. Keaton to her petticoat and redubs herself Annie Hall, and you Alvy Singer: She loves you. And, to be honest, I sort of love you, too.
- sneakybird rated 7 months agowriting
- From the page: "If she ever says the words, â€oeI hate you”: She loves you. Or she did at one point, anyway.
If she loves you, if she really loves you, youâ€ll know it. If you can wake up to her staring at you and itâ€s not even mildly creepy, if you catch her smelling the shoulder of the hooded sweatshirt you lent her for an autumn walk at the beach, and not for B.O., if she makes you a pancake in the shape of a shark, if she calls you drunkenly at four in the morning â€oeto talk,” if she laughs at your jokes when theyâ€re funny and makes fun of you when theyâ€re not, if she keeps her fridge stocked with Guinness tallboys for when you come over, if she tells you how she wishes she were closer to her sister and that her dad makes her sad: She loves you, of course she loves you.
And with a love like that, you know you should be glad.
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awww
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