Three Simple Ways to Abandon Your Family by Ralph Gamelli - The Morning News

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From the page: "In the days preceding the execution of your plan, be sure to make repeated offhand remarks such as �oeBoy, I am certainly running low on cigarettes” and �oeOne day soon I will undoubtedly need to make a special trip to buy more cigarettes.” Don�t improvise. Write down... more

Reviewed by Ironist May 27 2008, 04:50pm ( 141 reviews ) • themorningnews.org

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Rated by Flinkle on Oct 17, 4:55pm

This is incredibly stupid.
Rated by shazbot316 on Oct 16, 6:49pm

Ascilto just about nailed it on the head.
Reviewed by Ascilto on Oct 15, 10:52pm

HOW TO WRITE A GAY ARTICLE. 1. Be gay. 2. Gay around a lot. 3. Piss on gay shit. 4. Gay off. 5. I hate myself.
Rated by sidewayshighways on Oct 15, 11:35am

people taking this seriously is funny. oh, and speak for yourselves, not everyone without a dad/mom hate this. i find it funny. BEARS! godless killing machines they are.
Reviewed by Li-Li on Sep 15, 8:18am

I feel he had stopped trying by the last one
Rated by chiefdhruv on Aug 13, 9:48am

last ones the best
Rated by e2madina on Aug 13, 1:33am

Funny
Reviewed by Pandemic1444 on Aug 11, 4:50pm

Cool, I think I'll try all three. I'll go out for a pack of cigarettes, get torn to shit by a ravenous bear, and escape only to be abducted by aliens. It's fool-proof.
Reviewed by SensenfrauXx on Aug 11, 11:45am

Nice, because only men abandon their families.
Rated by richdinatlanta on Aug 04, 10:13am

hahaha. nice. "hitch a ride somewhere. anywhere."

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