In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson by Michael Rottman - The Morning News

From the page: "Grand Unification may be occurring near your vital organs."

Reviewed by tsjhkjthksjhsdfs Apr 15 2009, 01:16am ( 63 reviews ) • themorningnews.org

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Rated by Wiskye on Sep 12, 8:04pm

Thanks for the laugh I needed that. I love the way that this takes a pop at certain aspects of the scientific community the stuff about the jealous scientist being a good one. Anyway well done, it was all good for me.
Rated by Alcoolex on Jul 31, 2:58pm

This science satire made lol.
Rated by KDFuller on Jul 21, 10:40pm

lol, I'm sure.
Rated by peciacake on Jun 28, 3:15am

Do you feel your protons decaying? Do not panic - help is at hand here. The place to find Innomen's observations and opinions.
Rated by momatoes on Jun 07, 10:58am

I applied beard, and liberally too.
Rated by Saoka on Jun 05, 2:11pm

I wish I had known this before it was too late.
Rated by ashoe27 on Apr 27 2009, 4:05pm

Thanks for the list, you helped me to possibly avoid potential serious injury!
Rated by mxe806j02 on Apr 25 2009, 9:45am

From the page: "1. Do not panic." Very Hitchhiker's Guide...
Rated by FishKarma on Apr 20 2009, 4:51pm

Great bit of writing!

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