http://www.thelaughtrack.com/2009/03/18-funniest-mitch-hedberg-quotes.html

From the page: "18. I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I�m gonna put pins into all the locations that I�ve traveled to. But first I�m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won�t fall down. 17. If you go to the grocery store and stand in front of... more

Reviewed by jaybol Mar 11 2009, 04:36pm ( 128 reviews ) • thelaughtrack.com

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Rated by insyen on Aug 27, 11:06pm

quote
Rated by ChellaAnn on Jul 19, 6:01pm

I still can't believe he's gone .. :(
Rated by DasHoff on Jul 07, 5:23pm

i used to do drugs. i still do, but i used to, too.
Rated by Britney90210 on Jun 27, 11:22am

LOL
Rated by alainjournalist on Jun 23, 9:29pm

Mitch Hedberg was great. Too bad he's no longer with us.
Rated by Darkwarrior331 on Apr 30 2009, 3:00pm

From the page: "My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck�s really going on down there? Who is the real hero?" Didn't know about him... nice quotes!
Rated by kaipher on Apr 15 2009, 4:37pm

Great comic, we miss ya mitch.
Rated by jaxspin on Apr 12 2009, 4:25am

I wanted to like this, I really did. I've read many collections of Hedberg's one liners, and I like them. Watching his performance was not a pleasure.
Rated by criscamille on Apr 10 2009, 10:21pm

Looooooooove him.

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