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Dumbledore Gay, Voldemort into Group Sex | The Associated Pest

josef-ferguson rated 13 months ago
It's funny because it's true. JK Rowlings is a hack.
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Squeekzoid rated 13 months agohumor
I was wondering where those parts of the book were. Guess I just wasn't reading closely enough.
Icabobster rated 13 months ago
Worst famous writer. Right up there with Dan Brown. "Some things are better left to the imagination."? Fuck you.
josef-ferguson rated 13 months agohumor
It's funny because it's true. JK Rowlings is a hack.
shawnlim rated 13 months agohumor
From the page: "Coming on the heels of her revelation at a Q and A session earlier in the week that Professor Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, was indeed gay, world famous author of the Harry Potter series J.K. Rowling again stunned the public with a new announcement: Voldemort and his Death-Eaters regularly engaged in wife-swapping, daisy chains, and other group sex activity, including amphetamine-fueled Romanesque orgies â€oelasting up to eight hours,” Rowling noted."
iluvmonkeys2 rated 13 months agohumor, harry-potter, voldemort, dumbledore
From the page: "Coming on the heels of her revelation at a Q and A session earlier in the week that Professor Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, was indeed gay, world famous author of the Harry Potter series J.K. Rowling again stunned the public with a new announcement"