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•11 reviews since Oct 26, 2007
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londonrocks78 rated 9 months ago- it was a pretty bike.....i would! ha ha
- imjeef1535 rated 9 months ago
- yea, i don't see what the problem was. so the guy liked to hump bicycles, so what? was the bike underage?
- JordanBailey rated 10 months ago
- What can they arrest him for? Did the bicycle claim it was non-consensual? Really, who cares what someone does as long as they're not hurting anyone?
- ElForko rated 10 months ago
- "A man has been placed on the sex offenders' register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle."
Well someone's parents didn't teach him how to properly ride a bike... - "A man has been placed on the sex offenders' register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle."
- Rrrick rated 10 months ago
Man who had sex with bike in court
From the pages: "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.
He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however. Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
Let's be honest, that's not a bad looking bike. He's only guilty of good taste.
- mistrtim rated 10 months ago
- I've got to say..what ever! If thats what turns him on...who am I to judge? (cept if he gets his "wanger" stuck in the chain and it costs me as a taxpayer to fix his "booboo" In these cases I think the system should say, "You break it, YOU pay for it" ;-) Oh well..moving on.....
- marielaem rated 10 months ago
Man who had sex with bike in court (Rats - the headline lead me to believe that the bloke bonked his bike in the courtroom. How terribly disappointing.) "A man has been placed on the sex offenders' register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year. On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers." My evil twin sent this to me. He thought that the article might have been a joke. I am inclined to believe that most men would have sex with anything. It would appear that, in this case, not even a pulse was required. What a pity the bloke didn't get his dick stuck and end up in A&E. That would have been far more embarrassing than merely getting caught by hostel staff.
- BrightKnight rated 10 months ago
- "Man who had sex with bike in court
A man has been placed on the sex offenders' register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year. On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers. She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police. Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register but his sentence was deferred until next month." Thanks, mari-lou. I love my bike too but our relationship is purely platonic.
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- Codebender rated 10 months ago
- Fucking ridiculous. Would he have been arrested and labeled a sex offender for having sex with his fucking hand? How is a bike any different?
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