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    From the page: "A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an idiosyncrasy. Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like ID 02. ID is an abbreviation for idiosyncrasy and the number that follows indicates how many more months of testing the... more

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  • Rated by Gizascraist on Jul 20 2008, 3:10pm

    neat:-s
  • Rated by Z3da on May 20 2008, 10:20pm

    LOVE this.
  • Rated by phpscriptcoder on Apr 27 2008, 4:36pm

    From the page: "A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an idiosyncrasy. Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like ID 02. ID is an abbreviation for idiosyncrasy and the number that follows indicates how many more months of testing the product should have had. (Guy Kawasaki) "
  • Rated by icecreamlover553 on Mar 25 2008, 11:05am

    quotes ahoy
  • Rated by mooonstar on Mar 21 2008, 2:20pm

    From the page: "When you say: "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at you blankly and say: "Hey, I got those with the system -- for free." " I LOVE this quote!
  • Rated by AnnoyingMoose on Sep 30 2007, 12:27pm

    From the page: "Of all my programming bugs, 80% are syntax errors." If that isn't sarcasm, Marc Donner is a very sad man.
  • Rated by Josh1billion on Sep 24 2007, 8:44pm

    "The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bästards. (Alexander Jablokov)" "Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything. (Karl Lehenbauer)"