cat haiku

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From the page: "cat haiku You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. The rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep... more

Reviewed by cattieloves Oct 02 2008, 03:25pm ( 424 reviews ) • strangeplaces.net

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Rated by Tracer-Bullet on Nov 02, 12:43am

I really wanted to hate these... but I just couldn't.
Rated by insyen on Sep 03, 7:55pm

haiku about cat
Rated by Penelopy on Jun 30, 12:55pm

really charming poetry with real resonance
Rated by rehmanrjy on Jun 26, 3:12am

Funny...sooo true!!
Rated by sillyseal10 on Jun 23, 11:32pm

@ ChelleBee- Of course she feeds her cat! Its a joke! geeze! I personally thought it was spot on and so funny it ACTUALLY made me laugh out loud, not just in my head!
Rated by KingOfSporkdom on Jun 23, 3:50pm

Well whoever wrote these needs badly to learn how to count syllables (I'd say at best 70% of these are 5-7-5), but this is very humorous, nonetheless.
Reviewed by johnpmathew on Jun 05, 12:10am

It's a nice page for cat lovers!
Rated by ChelleBee on May 22, 3:54pm

That was terrible. If this is true for you...you starve your cat?

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