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cat haiku

cattieloves rated 9 months agoFeatured Review
From the page: "cat haiku You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. The rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear s... more
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Penelopy rated 11 days agopoetry
really charming poetry with real resonance
rehmanrjy rated 2 weeks agopoetry
Funny...sooo true!!
sillyseal10 rated 3 weeks agopoetry
@ ChelleBee- Of course she feeds her cat! Its a joke! geeze! I personally thought it was spot on and so funny it ACTUALLY made me laugh out loud, not just in my head!
KingOfSporkdom rated 3 weeks agopoetry
Well whoever wrote these needs badly to learn how to count syllables (I'd say at best 70% of these are 5-7-5), but this is very humorous, nonetheless.
johnpmathew reviewed 5 weeks agocats
It's a nice page for cat lovers!
ChelleBee rated 7 weeks ago
That was terrible. If this is true for you...you starve your cat?
blueredhair rated 2 months agocats, poetry
cat haiku rocks!
maremare rated 2 months agocats, poetry
cat haiku You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. The rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning. Grace personified. I leap into the window. I meant to do that. Blur of motion, then -- silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny? The mighty hunter Returns with gifts of plump birds -- your foot just squashed one. You're always typing. Well, let's see you ignore my sitting on your hands. My small cardboard box. You cannot see me if I can just hide my head. Terrible battle. I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a 'term paper?' Small brave carnivores Kill pine cones and mosquitoes, Fear vacuum cleaner I want to be close to you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit? Wanna go outside. Oh, poop! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Oh no! Big One has been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams; My claws are not that sharp. (thanks to my daughter, Annalese, for stumbling this me)
Lotus1150 rated 2 months agopoetry
From the page: "cat haiku - You never feed me...very nice :O)
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