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Stop Alien Abductions

jajajayu rated 7 months ago
"A Record of Success The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures from standard thought screen helmets have been reported since 1998 for people being abducted by aliens themselves. A third failure in 2005 wa... more
Tags: ufo, humor, bizarre, aliens, ufo-s, satire

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bone-idol rated 4 days agoufo, madness, absurdism
Advanced absurdism, bound to be, Care in the Community
asperatus reviewed 3 weeks ago
all I'm saying is, i made one of these and I've never been abducted by aliens, it really works,
Zaida64 rated 3 weeks agoufo
LOL that's too funny!!!
liveinthelight reviewed 4 weeks agoufo-s, lunatics
Yeah-we surely do need one of these each! From the page: "A Record of Success The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans..."
jfriedberg rated 4 weeks agoufo
A must for the ol' toolkit!
kiwikidd77 rated 4 weeks agoufo
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, What a bunch of IDIOTS, ha ha ha ha ha, Haven't laughed so much in ages. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
chartwell rated 6 weeks agoufo, inventions
This has got to be the best invention EVER.
ohhhhhveronica rated 6 weeks agoufo
I need to make me one of these... darn those pesky aliens. (:
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