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    Declaration of Revocation by John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign... more

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  • Rated by LafnLion on Feb 14 2007, 9:50pm

    Poor John Cleese. He used to be funny. Anti-American humor can be funny. After all, the target is the broad side of a barn. But you need several things. One is to be original. Look up "original". Another is to be clever. Look up "clever". And try to be accurate. Baseball not played anywhere else? Try looking at South America and Asia. American football not a sport and played by Nancy Boys? Then maybe the British should stop watching it on television. They should also stop watching Jerry Springer, since it gets higher ratings in the UK than it does in the US. Oh, and did we get involved in a wrong and horrible war due to our moronic president? Why yes we did. But who was the ONLY COUNTRY to join us in that war? Why, it was the UK! Try looking in a mirror sometime. Look up "mirror".

  • Rated by jmuskov on Jan 28 2007, 1:45pm

    Oh this is funny. We ARE dumb. Man, I had no idea. Side note: One other thing we do is call it "a British accent". As in, "who is that hot actress with the British accent" or "how about Madonna's new british accent since she got hooked up with Guy Ritchie." Its English, man. I believe thats how its supposed to sound. My twang is a travesty.

  • Rated by oceazz on Jan 14 2007, 5:46am

    FANTASTIC!! This is funny...

  • Rated by trav-esty on Jan 10 2007, 7:27pm

    Declaration of RevocationBy John Cleese    I am certain that 98.7% of the people reading this will not understand that a world outside of their own borders exists (CNN or FOX News does not count as actual fact). Until the US citizens can put on the big boy pants and be like the grown ups in other countries, I wholeheartedly back Mr. Cleese's declaration. The US, clearly, needs a nanny.

  • Rated by heyners on Jan 07 2007, 5:27am

    "To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today."

  • Rated by MilaSV on Jan 07 2007, 3:54am

    -_-'

  • Rated by catchoftheday on Jan 06 2007, 12:16pm

    America, you got REVOKED!

  • Rated by ufoundfun on Nov 28 2006, 9:42pm

    Good Gods, it's about time England cleaned up the mess HRM George III's ....errmmmm....attendants, made whilst His Majesty was indisposed! Seriously, though, John Cleese is one of the funniest men on the planet, now as ever. Bravissimo!