In sensational breaking news, London mayor Boris Johnson has been revealed as a zombie! Rumours about Mr Johnson began to circulate on Wednesday when he was photographed looking pale and drawn with large bags under his eyes on the eve of the mayoral elections. Initially it was thought that Boris was...
In sensational breaking news, London mayor Boris Johnson has been revealed as a zombie! Rumours about Mr Johnson began to circulate on Wednesday when he was photographed looking pale and drawn with large bags under his eyes on the eve of the mayoral elections. Initially it was thought that Boris was simply tired after his non-stop campaigning in the London elections but things took a sinister turn later that day when he was overheard saying that he would "eat Ken Livingstone alive".
